I’ve been sitting on this blog post idea for a long time, and finally decide to just go for it, in honour of today’s winter storm, which I’ve been looking forward to all week. You won’t believe how obsessively I’ve been checking the weather forecast.

Blanket scarves

Wear them. Or better yet, ditch the blanket scarf and opt for the blanket. Is it just me, or are all blanket scarves just not blanket enough?

Eat ice cream

Your lil bod is warm but the air outside is cold. Lil bod tries to warm up world. Loses heat. Thus, lower your body temperature with ice cream so the world stops trying to steal your heat.

Cover your windows

When I was home for winter break, my dad found poles in our house and propped them in front of the windows and hung extra sleeping bags from them to block the cold air that snuck through the windows.

Sit in one place all day

Warm your seat with your butt. Then don’t move. Just lie there. All day. Bask in your heat.

And there you go, all nice and warm! Audrey, out.

Disclaimer: Even though I myself have done all four of these things on a cold day, plz do not sue me if you get sick after taking my tips.

PS: Check out what I did last year during Winter Storm Jonas!